High tech martyr login

Resume:

Company Name withheld (1995-1998)

• successfully mismanaged multiple projects for clients including Hewlett Packard, Intel, Compaq, Sony, and Toshiba
• poorly documented project status with Microsoft Project, Microsoft Excel, and Task Tracker
• communicated false and/or useless information to top-level management with PowerPoint
• accpeted full responsibilty to save Top level management the embarrassment of failure